JazzDanceForChildren + TangerineImpz vs. RAKninja + Crash2991
 | This article is about a notable Tournament Match. This match was played during the following years: 2009 |
| JazzDanceForChildren + TangerineImpz vs. RAKninja + Crash2991 | |
|---|---|
| Doubles, League | |
 "BRAIN PALACE" | |
| Start Date | August 18th, 2009 |
| End Date | August 24th, 2009 |
| Rounds | 4 |
| Participants | JazzDanceForChildren, TangerineImpz, RAKninja, Crash2991 |
| Match Page | link |
| Winner (if applicable) | |
| The Pachinko Warriors (JazzDanceForChildren + TangerineImpz) | |
JazzDanceForChildren + TangerineImpz vs. RAKninja + Crash2991 was a Youtube Poop Tennis Doubles match played as a part of the Tennis Season, taking place between August 18 and August 24, 2009. It was part of the Week 5 lineup which consisted of 4 round League-style Doubles matches, and represented the team match-up of The Pachinko Warriors vs. Incredible Laser Sword. The lineup was already greatly anticipated in advance as the former team were considered to be worthy adversaries to the latter, with some knowing that a quality match was sure to result. JazzDanceForChildren and TangerineImpz had previously collaborated together as a power duo in the Doubles Cup 1, and this would be the only match in which RAKninja and Crash2991 would collaborate.
For this match, RAKninja and Crash2991 both activated their respective player abilities; Crash2991 activated "Forever Wild", which introduced Wildcard Tennis rules into the match, and RAKninja activated "Wildcard Permenence", to make them last for all four rounds. The main restriction activated from the serve onward was "No distortion of the source. You can distort the COLOR, but no mirror, deform, etc etc.", which as a result made the entire match very source driven, and all players indulged in sources that were signatures to them. Old anime dominates the source pool in this match, with Gundam Wing, Voltes V, GaoGaiGar, Tenchi Muyo, Lupin III: The Mystery of Mamo(1978), Golden Boy, Dragonball Z, Speed Racer and M.D. Geist("BRAIN PALACE") all making notable appearances. Also appearing in the match was a commercial for Edgar Snyder & Associates(an accident firm local to the state of Pennsylvania, likely TangerineImpz's addition), Toei Spider-Man, Rambo: The Force of Freedom, The Dukes of Hazzard, Quest for Camelot (1998), Coonskin (1975), The Magic School Bus, Meet The Scout, the music video for "Express Yourself" by N.W.A., the "Port Town" and "Big Blue" themes from the F-Zero (1990) OST, the song "Ice Dance" from the Edward Scissorhands (1990) OST, the Chisa Yokoyama song "Renainosainou(CORAL MIX)" (1994), and "Rocky Just Wants To Have Fun" from Mighty Morphin Power Rangers, the latter of which was elicited out of The Pachinko Warriors as their restriction for Round 3. The Pachinko Warriors would achieve their greatest and most admirable victory in the season with this match, beating Incredible Laser Sword with 9 votes to 3.
It was the eleventh match played by JazzDanceForChildren[1], the fourth known match played by TangerineImpz[2], the 22nd match played by RAKninja[3] and the 15th match played by Crash2991[4]. Hailed instantly upon its completion by both its participants and outside viewers such as Moogle, RabbitSnore and Emperor Ing, it remained an old cult favorite match of the older members of the tennis staff for years afterward and slowly acquired a reputation as being one of the best doubles tennis matches of all time. Much of the praise is directed at the match's first round, "GOING TO EDGAR SNYDER'S PACHINKO BRAIN PALACE", considered to be the single best round of the entire match and the round that set the mood and the tone for the rounds that were to follow. The match eventually found its way into the Tennis Staff Multiway, being referenced to and sparingly used in dani_phantump's Round 18 due to dani_phantump having long considered it a personal favorite.
The Full Match
Round 1
"GOING TO EDGAR SNYDER'S PACHINKO BRAIN PALACE" by JazzDanceForChildren + TangerineImpz
Round 2
"Ken'iaguySnyder-man's Incredible Laser Korean Pachinko Clone Official Leaked Release" by RAKninja + Crash2991
Round 3
"GOING TO NOW LEAVING EDGARINE JAZZINKO BROTHEL OF FLAMING BIRDS" by JazzDanceForChildren + TangerineImpz
Round 4
"ARRIVING FROM THEN HARLEM LAZER PISSCHIN CO. WITH REV. SIMPLES THOUSAND DOLLARS" by RAKninja + Crash2991
- ↑ While Jazz never made a roster, the Tennis: Completed subforums on YouChew show him as having played TyrannosaurusReich, ELPSteel, MelvanaInChains, TyrannosaurusReich(rematch), InsinerateHymn, saba0th, MrGenericMan/BMATF + zacheatscrackers, Erarg + XBR4D3NX, almightyseancore and Rillion in that order before this match.
- ↑ TangerineImpz also never made a roster due to the infrequency at which he played normal matches; his games with SeductiveBaz, MrGenericMan/BMATF + zacheatscrackers, Erarg + XBR4D3NX and TheRoboticRobot are his only non-chain tennis games recorded on the YouChew forums. Any evidence of matches played only on YouTube are lost due to the deletion of his account in 2015.
- ↑ https://ftlfw.net/archives/websites/youchew.net/archive/forum/16-poop-tennis/30906-poop-tennis-roster-thread/1#post-934765
- ↑ https://ftlfw.net/archives/websites/youchew.net/archive/forum/16-poop-tennis/30906-poop-tennis-roster-thread/1#post-934751 Crash's roster can be incredibly confusing when navigating the chronology of his later matches, as many matches are either listed out of order or not listed at all. His match chronology goes Gallers, scimath12, sonicmstr, Luioigi, NS2, RAKninja, strong414bad, uncle69er, FourTwoNineStudios, Temeku (never listed), HighVoltageChrist, RetroTheRaccoon, RabbitSnore, quax94 and then this match.