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[[GreatBritishTurd vs. MycroProcessor#Round 6|Round 6]] of this match, "The proper vowels go inside the ARTICLE TO fiberglass TO potentiometer in 7/8 TIME", was later the subject of Mycro's "Puzzle Pieces 5", showing the deconstruction of the video into the individual rendered segments that were used to eventually arrive at the final product. Round 6 was also the subject of a [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5KWOnDOHgA fandub] by Nineroe in 2016.
[[GreatBritishTurd vs. MycroProcessor#Round 6|Round 6]] of this match, "The proper vowels go inside the ARTICLE TO fiberglass TO potentiometer in 7/8 TIME", was later the subject of Mycro's "Puzzle Pieces 5", showing the deconstruction of the video into the individual rendered segments that were used to eventually arrive at the final product. Round 6 was also the subject of a [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5KWOnDOHgA fandub] by Nineroe in 2016.


The match was fully compiled onto {{maniafax}} on November 22, 2023.
This was among the handful of matches that received reference in the revised version of ''The Observational Guide to Video Tennis'', which also named the matches [[GreatBritishTurd vs. AshcrementVII]], [[BMATF vs. UncleChuckTH vs. Wikiwow]], [[conradslater vs. Misselaineous10]], [[MycroProcessor vs. GameBop]] and [[TheChairman45 vs. PresidentOfJelybeans]]<ref>https://yellowtealpurple.net/forums/threads/the-revised-observational-guide-to-video-tennis.1962/</ref>. It was first compiled into a single video on the [[YouWouldBeWelcome]] account in November 2023.


=Full Match=
=Full Match=

Latest revision as of 01:28, 24 February 2026




GreatBritishTurd vs. MycroProcessor

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"YOOTOOTOOY"
Start Date February 1, 2009
End Date April 26, 2009
Rounds 6
Participants GreatBritishTurd, MycroProcessor

Match Page link

GreatBritishTurd vs. MycroProcessor, also known as ADBLITZKREIG, was a YouTube Poop tennis match that took place between February 1 and April 26, 2009. An intense match both visually and aurally for its time, it is the earliest known match to use Blender to generate visuals for one of its rounds, and is additionally well known for the difference between its 8-second long Round 5 and its 1 minute and 27 seconds long round 6. MycroProcessor's reaction to this fact was immortalized with the YouTube comment, "Well, that was short. But still pretty awesome."[1]. This quickly became a copypasta in Round 5's comment section and occasionally is seen as a community in-joke towards similar time differences between rounds.

There is a very clear distinction between source additions of each player; MycroProcessor stuck to their usual sourcepool (mostly being adventure games, Kukori, and the like) with GreatBritishTurd going for much more unorthodox material. All sources can be seen below by their corresponding round.

The match was highly acclaimed by contemporary viewers upon the match's conclusion, such as GameBop saying at the time "This has easily got to be the best Tennis match I've ever seen. Absolutely amazing." This was the second to last match played by GreatBritishTurd before a 3-year hiatus from tennis; he would subsequently play one more with Piodx.

Round 6 of this match, "The proper vowels go inside the ARTICLE TO fiberglass TO potentiometer in 7/8 TIME", was later the subject of Mycro's "Puzzle Pieces 5", showing the deconstruction of the video into the individual rendered segments that were used to eventually arrive at the final product. Round 6 was also the subject of a fandub by Nineroe in 2016.

This was among the handful of matches that received reference in the revised version of The Observational Guide to Video Tennis, which also named the matches GreatBritishTurd vs. AshcrementVII, BMATF vs. UncleChuckTH vs. Wikiwow, conradslater vs. Misselaineous10, MycroProcessor vs. GameBop and TheChairman45 vs. PresidentOfJelybeans[2]. It was first compiled into a single video on the YouWouldBeWelcome account in November 2023.

Full Match

Round 1

Berk gets ADBLITZED on the day of reckoning by GreatBritishTurd

Sources:

  • The Trap Door
  • Team Fortress 2's "Meet the Engineer"
  • A commercial for YouTube AdBlitz 2009
  • The Nostalgia Critic
  • "Monkey Drummer", or the music video for Aphex Twin - "Mt Saint Michel + Saint Michaels Mount" (2001)

Round 2

T'alvi gets WRITTEN on the day of 02/08/09 by MycroProcessor

A higher quality version of this round also exists on mediafire.

Added Video:[3]

  • Aura: Fate of the Ages
  • Castle of Dr. Brain
  • Alida
  • Kukori
  • Seiklus
  • T'alvi
  • Physicus (Physikus)
  • Puchi Carat
  • Myst

Added Audio:

  • Sonic Factory (Sonic Advance 3)

Round 3

Goujon Fleeceham gas RAEAAPUEUEUE son durrr yay oven snooklear splosion by GreatBritishTurd

Sources:

  • Half-Life 2 (specifically, the ending sequence)

Round 4

Proper Noun gets ALL CAPITAL LETTERS PAST PARTICIPLE on the composite mode age by MycroProcessor

Added Sources:[4]

  • Obsidian
  • Terra Realms
  • Riven
  • Alida
  • Floating Runner
  • "Tons of audio sources played simultaneously"

Round 5

Improper consonant gave NO HAMLET NUMBERS FUTURE ADVERB off your fiberglass depeche era by GreatBritishTurd

Round 6

The proper vowels go inside the ARTICLE TO fiberglass TO potentiometer in 7/8 TIME by MycroProcessor

The puzzle pieces for this round can be found below:

Sources