Nineroe vs. MycroProcessor

Nineroe vs. MycroProcessor
Match Voting Tournament, Set 1
"Bean... It's in the Mind..."
Start Date:	January 11, 2016
End Date:	March 19, 2016
Rounds:	6
Match Page:	Thread
Participants
Nineroe, MycroProcessor
Result
PASS

Nineroe vs. MycroProcessor was a YouTube Poop/Video tennis match that took place between January 11 and March 19, 2016. It was a part of Set 1 of the Match Voting Tournament, and with this being among the last matches that Mycro played before his retirement at the end of the 2010s, it was the only tennis encounter to be had between him and Nineroe.

Its 2 month long duration (due to repeated extension needs) made it the last match of the tournament's opening set to complete by multiple weeks. It is notable for being the longest 1v1 match ever played in terms of total duration, primarily due to the rounds of the match's second half becoming comically extended in length to take deliberate advantage of the rules of this tournament specifying, for the first time in tennis history, no maximum length limit; adding together the duration of all rounds(according to YouTube timestamps) puts the final length at 7 hours, 49 minutes, and 13 seconds. Six of these hours is taken up by a single video, "Vore. Unbirth. Dinner.", the match's final round and the longest tennis round ever made.

MycroProcessor instantly considered Nineroe's serve, "Hello, Goodbye. Would you like a reciept?" to be his new favorite YTP ever made, and their round 3, "Repetition. Repetition. Recieved." to be one of the best responses he had ever received in a tennis match, with Nineroe's match output up to this point being additionally applauded by spectators such as fiv95, CorruptionSound, AshcrementVII and LaVieVestLol. Before the upload of Mycro's Round 4, the longest tennis round ever made was considered to be HardcoreMormonFuckingMachine's "Music Video: OFFICIAL TOP 10!"(2015), a Round 4 with pop from the preceding Tennis League 4 at roughly 36 minutes long, which was also made at least in part by MycroProcessor. "Periodicity. Renewal. Response." increased this to 40 minutes long, which was then followed by a Round 5 that achieved a length of 50 minutes largely through a very lengthy "cut off prevention" underscored by selections from the 1964 Eric Dolphy album Out to Lunch!, which Mycro later commented on the use of positively.

Regarding the match's final round, dani_phantump wrote in a Tennis Cafe post in May 2025 that it was "not made out of some sense of grand ambition or accomplishment. It was literally made because it would be really fucking funny." The upload of this match's Round 5 prompted Metroid998 to initially muse "Great, now the final round is going to be a feature length film." Fujoshi then swiftly followed with the suggestion of concluding the match with a "6 HOURS LONG" round in response to this, which was subsequently provided in just that form by Mycro the following week. DiscoGlacier remarked that Round 6 was now the new longest YTP period ever made "by a long shot", while Metroid998 quipped "Well, it's not the length of "War and Peace" (1966). But it's close enough."

The match today is largely remembered for this single achievement, with the previous 5 rounds tending to pale in regards to relative attention. The match passed Set 1 with an average score 7.06, the 9th highest out of the 15 matches that passed, and both players went on advance very far in subsequent sets; Nineroe made it to the semifinals before dropping out, while MycroProcessor dropped out shortly after during the final set, both of them in match-ups with GameBop as their opponent. The match was compiled into a single video for the first time on the YouWouldBeWelcome account in September 2025.

The Full Match

Round 1

Hello. Goodbye. Would you like a receipt? by Nineroe

Round 2

Shorah. Shorah. No. by MycroProcessor

Round 3

Repetition. Repetition. Received. by Nineroe

Round 4

Periodicity. Renewal. Response. by MycroProcessor

There also exists a "preview for roudn 4":

Round 5

_______. _______. Lunch. by Nineroe

Round 6

Vore. Unbirth. Dinner. by MycroProcessor

At a whopping six hours long, this is one of the longest rounds of all time (consisting of meaningful material), or at least the longest tournament round (not counting HMFM's unofficial round 5 vs peskeh for the Tennis League 4. Much of the round consists of the the entire previous match being sped up and slowed down, as well as MycroProcessor himself filming his room and computer desk, talking in length off camera about various subjects.

Commenter moses501 (further revised by Mycro themselves) split the video into the following timestamps:

• 0:00 - Introduction
• 1:16 - Part 1
• 12:39 - Multiple Video Layering
• 22:52 - AiAi
• 25:54 - Part 2
• 43:40 - Allan Holdsworth
• 49:29 - Architect1 (52ofem) Sentence Mixing
• 46:52 - Telephone Poles & Power Lines
• 1:10:05 - Allan Holdsworth 2
• 1:16:38 - Noticeable Change
• 1:27:32 - Blue Wolf Fanart
• 1:28:28 - Architect1 Sentence Mixing
• 1:28:40 - Noticeable Change
• 1:34:39 - Pitch Change
• 1:35:00 - Noticeable Change
• 1:41:45 - Blue Wolf Noticeable Change
• 1:43:45 - Noticeable Change
• 1:45:53 - Green
• 1:50:58 - Border Down
• 1:54:01 - Telephone Pole Ending
• 1:58:29 - “--boy! I’m so hungry, I could eat an o--"
• 2:02:04 - Noticeable Change
• 2:03:16 - Noticeable Change
• 2:05:59 - “SPARTA!!!” & Myst
• 2:06:11 - “My name’s Lionel”
• 2:06:19 - Bubblemath: The Sensual Con
• 2:13:12 - Noticeable Change
• 2:17:45 - 2:18:36 - Split Screening
• 2:19:49 - 2:20:33 - Series of Changes
• 2:20:06 - Architect 1 Backwards
• 2:20:31 - The Sensual Con Skip
• 2:21:00 - The Sensual Con Return
• 2:23:53 Noticeable Change
• 2:29:04 - Split Screen
• 2:29:53 - Noticeable Change
• 2:35:30 - Sign to the Viewer That Part 2 is Almost Over
• 2:35:45 - Furry Convention
• 2:36:40 - Finished Puzzle (Final Iteration)
• 2:39:30 - Speed Up Until Static
• 2:43:41 - CUTOFFPREVENTION
• 2:44:15 - End of Part 2
• 2:44:29 - Part 3
• 2:47:15 - Welcome to The Information Center!
• 2:50:30 - Knuckles’ Shipping Rant
• 2:51:50 - Mewtwo’s Advanced Second Neck
• 2:52:10 - Failed Research on Nineroe
• 2:54:10 - Mycroprocessor’s House
• 2:55:01 - Tennis Match History
• 2:56:16 - Round 1
• 2:58:20 - Round 2
• 3:02:18 - Meaning Behind “Bean is in the Mind”
• 3:02:37 - Round 3
• 3:05:32 - Mr. Slelplngspabdistin (and his son Blimiskambidambidisivuh)
• 3:06:04 - Round 4
• 3:24:36 - Total Eclipse the Darkling of the Heart
• 3:36:11 - Round 4’s Fake Ending
• 3:47:09 - Round 5
• 3:57:07 - Cutoff Prevention
• 4:06:25 - Mycro shows off his Pokédex
• 4:12:01 - Mycro Rambles About Controversial Topics.
• 4:39:41 - Mycro Plays the Piano
• 4:49:48 - Mycro Bids Us Farewell
• 4:51:04 - Part 4
• 5:11:35 - The Beginning of the End
• 5:19:30 - Muscial Section (The song titles will be in a different comment)
• 5:53:06 - Thank you for watching!
• 6:00:00 - FIN