GreatBritishTurd vs. MycroProcessor
 | This article is about a notable Tennis Match. This match was played during the following years: 2009 |
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| GreatBritishTurd vs. MycroProcessor | |
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 "YOOTOOTOOY" | |
| Start Date | February 1, 2009 |
| End Date | April 26, 2009 |
| Rounds | 6 |
| Participants | GreatBritishTurd, MycroProcessor |
| Match Page | link |
GreatBritishTurd vs. MycroProcessor, also known as ADBLITZKREIG, was a YouTube Poop tennis match that took place between February 1 and April 26, 2009. An intense match both visually and aurally for its time, it was the earliest match to use Blender to generate visuals for one of its rounds, and is additionally well known for the difference between its 8-second long Round 5 and its 1 minute and 27 seconds long round 6. MycroProcessor's reaction to this was the comment: "Well, that was short. But still pretty awesome."[1] which quickly became a copypasta in round 5's comment section and occasionally even seen in later matches with similar time discrepancies between rounds.
The match was acclaimed by contemporary viewers upon the match's conclusion, such as GameBop saying at the time "This has easily got to be the best Tennis match I've ever seen. Absolutely amazing." This was the second to last match played by GreatBritishTurd before a 3-year hiatus from tennis; he would subsequently play one more with Piodx.
Round 6 of this match, "The proper vowels go inside the ARTICLE TO fiberglass TO potentiometer in 7/8 TIME", was later the subject of Mycro's "Puzzle Pieces 5", showing the deconstruction of the video into the individual rendered segments that were used to eventually arrive at the final product. Round 6 was also the subject of a fandub by Nineroe in 2016.
The match was fully compiled onto YouWouldBeWelcome on November 22, 2023.
Full Match
Round 1
Berk gets ADBLITZED on the day of reckoning by GreatBritishTurd
The serve of the match. Sources:
- The Trap Door
- Team Fortress 2's "Meet the Engineer"
- A commercial for YouTube AdBlitz from a very long time ago
Round 2
T'alvi gets WRITTEN on the day of 02/08/09 by MycroProcessor
A higher quality version of this round also exists on mediafire.
Round 3
Goujon Fleeceham gas RAEAAPUEUEUE son durrr yay oven snooklear splosion by GreatBritishTurd
This round adds Half Life 2's ending sequence to the source pool.
Round 4
Proper Noun gets ALL CAPITAL LETTERS PAST PARTICIPLE on the composite mode age by MycroProcessor
Round 5
Improper consonant gave NO HAMLET NUMBERS FUTURE ADVERB off your fiberglass depeche era by GreatBritishTurd
Round 6
The proper vowels go inside the ARTICLE TO fiberglass TO potentiometer in 7/8 TIME by MycroProcessor
The puzzle pieces for this round can be found below: