TheHappyFungus vs. RAKninja

theHappyFungus vs. RAKninja
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"THOUSAND DOLLARS!"
Start Date	March 16, 2008
End Date	March 19, 2008
Rounds	6
Participants	theHappyFungus, RAKninja
Match Page	(to be added)

theHappyFungus vs. RAKninja is a Youtube Poop/Video tennis match that took place between March 16 and 19, 2008. Among the last to be played on the "Vanilla" era YouChew forums, it was one of a series of matches played during the Spring and Summer of 2008 that saw the consolidation of the first generation of tennis staff as players, friends and community presences. These matches include theHappyFungus vs. RabbitSnore, Crash2991 vs. NS2, theHappyFungus vs. Nuthead, Crash2991 vs. RAKninja, Crash2991 vs. strong414bad, RabbitSnore vs. Nuthead, theHappyFungus vs. NS2, and Nuthead vs. NS2. It is the earliest known match in which anime makes up almost the entire source pool, with Norm Augustinus' appearance in Round 1 and 3 being the sole exception, and otherwise includes the sources Arashi No Yoru Ni(2005), Higurashi no Naku Koro ni, Genesis Climber MOSPEADA, Key The Metal Idol, Puni Puni Poemy, and Golden Boy, which is prominently featured across the entire match starting with Round 2. Along with the match's very visceral, "hardcore" round titles, Every round either ends with or features a brief image of an animal or fictional character mounting another animal, fictional character, or inanimate object.

It was the sixth match completed by theHappyFungus and the second match completed by RAKninja. A specific clip of Golden Boy main character Kintaro exclaiming "THOUSAND DOLLARS!" was the most repeated and defining moment of the match, with Crash2991 in particular expressing enjoyment of it, and this moment reappeared subsequently as another signature moment when he and RAK faced each other following this match. Along with Crash2991 vs. NS2(2008) and RetardedAnimeParody vs. MAZZ0Murder(2008) -- which both began concurrently with this match -- and soon after theHappyFungus vs. NS2(2008), this marked the beginning of anime, namely of an older/classic variety, beginning to make a lasting footprint within tennis culture, with many players largely within the inner circle of the tennis community subsequently featuring a broad scope of different selections in their matches for the next few years. Both players would attempt to rematch each other in early 2009, in what Happy described as "THE ULTIMATE RE-FUCK", but this attempt -- which by contrast featured no anime whatsoever -- only lasted 2 rounds.

theHappyFungus' rounds have been lost since her channel was terminated by action from a third party (likely that of Norm Augustinus) in the mid-2010's. RAKninja's rounds continue to survive as of February 2026 despite being privated for a time in the early 2010s.

Match

Round 1

"Mei stabs Kion exactly nine times" by theHappyFungus

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Round 2

"KION GETS STABBED WHILE KINTARO LEARNS ABOUT COMPUTERS" by RAKninja

Round 3

"Kion gets nailed by Mei while Kintaro has a seizure" by theHappyFungus

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Round 4

"MEI NAILS A THOUSAND DOLLARS" by RAKninja

Round 5

"I fail while Mei rapes Gabu with 1000 dollars." by theHappyFungus

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Round 6

"KOBIYASHI AND KINTARO FAIL AT THOUSAND DOLLAR BUKKAKE" by RAKninja