Tennis Staff
The Tennis Staff (also known as the Café Staff or more immaturely the Tennis F**ks) are the caretakers, baristas, any-sorta-food-service-worker-related-symbolism-you-can-think-of de facto leaders of the tennis community. They serve as role models of not only "good players" but upstanding citizens. Alongside that, they also create and manage tennis tournaments and many other community events.
The staff run all site sanctioned Tennis Tournaments. They also have their own chain, the Tennis Staff Multi Way.
List of Tennis Staff
Fun Fact, in this wiki, tennis staff will have a special label (which hasn't been decided yet) as a tooltip on their name. Look out for this!
| Name | Active? | Tenure | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|
| AngryLuigi23 | Yes | 2024-present | he MAD |
| system128 | Yes | 2022-present | Example |
| VidTens443 | Yes | 2019-present | |
| infinitysnapz | Yes | 2023-present | |
| mrdoognoog | No | 2019-2022 | |
| GameBop | No | 2008-2018 | |
| MycroProcessor | No | 2009-2019 | |
| CorruptionSound | No | 2014-2019 | |
| dani_phantump | No | 2019- | |
| TheFXExpert | No | 2014-2018 | |
| RabbitSnore | No | 2008-2010 | Formed the staff as admin of the Youchew Forums; held the tennis staff position until the forum's closure |
| Zekii | No | 2020-2024 | |
| strong414bad | No | 2008-2012 | Holds record for youngest staff appointment (at 13) |
| TheChutley | No | 2010-2016 | |
| rakninja | No | 2008-2010 | |
| Crash2991 | No | 2008-2012 | |
| TheHappyFungus | No | 2008-2009 | Became a moderator for the Youchew Forums in 2009, serving until 2010 |
| Emperor Ing | No | 2008-2010 | The "unofficial fuck", formally an early moderator and admin of the Youchew Forums, became very inactive in the 2010s |
| Nuthead | No | 2008 | The only member of the staff to have his position revoked, and the only one to be banned from the Youchew Forums |
| trepmaws | No | 2012-2018 | |
| NS2 | No | 2008-2012 | Had two different stints as a moderator on the Youchew Forums between 2008 to 2010 |
| LaVie CestLol | No | 2016-2018 | |
| Moogle | No | 2008-2012 | |
| MrDrunkenFox | No | 2010-2015 | Was a moderator for the Youchew Forums from 2007 to 2010 and from 2015 to 2016, joined the Tennis Staff after initial retirement by formal request |
| DaftPunkYoshi | No | 2009-2011 | Became a moderator for the Youchew Forums in 2011, serving until 2016 |
| Biodegradable | No | 2018-2019 | |
| AshcrementVII | No | 2012-2014 | Holds record for oldest staff appointment (at 29) |
| ChrisGendo | No | 2010-2012 | |
| nm41 | Hiatus | 2022-2024 | |
| Metroid998 | No | 2016-2019 | Served as interim for many years after retirement |
| Stuart K. Reilly | No | 2014 | Technically a "fuck by proxy"; was initially a Janitor on the Youchew Forums until the Tennis Staff and Janitors were combined to make the Cafe Staff. Never played a full tennis match of his own |
Timeline
(this will be a really cool piece of wiki tech that has the lines of every staff member and how long they served. But it'll be a while - still gotta have the whole list of staff first lol)