GreatBritishTurd vs. MycroProcessor, also known as ADBLITZKREIG, was a YouTube Poop tennis match that took place between February 1 and April 26, 2009. An intense match both visually and aurally for its time, it was the earliest match to use Blender to generate visuals for one of its rounds, and is additionally well known for the difference between its 8-second long Round 5 and its 1 minute and 27 seconds long round 6. MycroProcessor's reaction to this was the comment: "Well, that was short. But still pretty awesome."^[1] which quickly became a copypasta in round 5's comment section and occasionally even seen in later matches with similar time discrepancies between rounds.

The match was acclaimed by contemporary viewers upon the match's conclusion, such as GameBop saying at the time "This has easily got to be the best Tennis match I've ever seen. Absolutely amazing." This was the second to last match played by GreatBritishTurd before a 3-year hiatus from tennis; he would subsequently play one more with Piodx.

Round 6 of this match, "The proper vowels go inside the ARTICLE TO fiberglass TO potentiometer in 7/8 TIME", was later the subject of Mycro's "Puzzle Pieces 5", showing the deconstruction of the video into the individual rendered segments that were used to eventually arrive at the final product. Round 6 was also the subject of a fandub by Nineroe in 2016.

The match was fully compiled onto YouWouldBeWelcome on November 22, 2023.

Full Match

GreatBritishTurd vs. MycroProcessor
	Standard
	; "YOOTOOTOOY"
Start Date	February 1, 2009
End Date	April 26, 2009
Rounds	6
Participants	GreatBritishTurd, MycroProcessor
Match Page	link