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[[GreatBritishTurd vs. MycroProcessor]] was a [[YouTube Poop tennis]] match that took place between February 1 and April 26, 2009. An intense match both visually and aurally for its time, it was the earliest match to use [[Blender]] to generate visuals for one of its rounds, and is additionally well known for the difference between its 8-second long Round 5 and its 1 minute and 27 seconds long round 6. The match was acclaimed by contemporary viewers upon the match's conclusion, with {{GameBop}} saying at the time "This has easily got to be the best Tennis match I've ever seen. Absolutely amazing." This was the second to last match played by GreatBritishTurd before a 3-year hiatus from tennis; he would subsequently play one more with {{piodx}}.
[[GreatBritishTurd vs. MycroProcessor]], also known as '''ADBLITZKREIG''', was a [[YouTube Poop tennis]] match that took place between February 1 and April 26, 2009. An intense match both visually and aurally for its time, it was the earliest match to use [[Blender]] to generate visuals for one of its rounds, and is additionally well known for the difference between its 8-second long Round 5 and its 1 minute and 27 seconds long round 6. {{MycroProcessor}}'s reaction to this was the comment: "Well, that was short. But still pretty awesome."<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSoFu80yjiQ&lc=Ugw_NL8wtTGxFfsViwN4AaABAg</ref> which quickly became a copypasta in round 5's comment section and occasionally even seen in later matches with similar time discrepancies between rounds.  


[[GreatBritishTurd vs. MycroProcessor#Round 6|Round 6]] of this match, "The proper vowels go inside the ARTICLE TO fiberglass TO potentiometer in 7/8 TIME", was later the subject of Mycro's "Puzzle Pieces 5", showing the deconstruction of the video into the individual rendered segments that were used to eventually arrive at the final product.  
The match was acclaimed by contemporary viewers upon the match's conclusion, such as {{GameBop}} saying at the time "This has easily got to be the best Tennis match I've ever seen.  Absolutely amazing." This was the second to last match played by GreatBritishTurd before a 3-year hiatus from tennis; he would subsequently play one more with {{piodx}}.
 
[[GreatBritishTurd vs. MycroProcessor#Round 6|Round 6]] of this match, "The proper vowels go inside the ARTICLE TO fiberglass TO potentiometer in 7/8 TIME", was later the subject of Mycro's "Puzzle Pieces 5", showing the deconstruction of the video into the individual rendered segments that were used to eventually arrive at the final product. Round 6 was also the subject of a [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5KWOnDOHgA fandub] by Nineroe in 2016.
 
The match was fully compiled onto {{maniafax}} on November 22, 2023.
 
=Full Match=
<youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYWpIczWJEY</youtube>


=Match=
==Round 1==
==Round 1==
'''Berk gets ADBLITZED on the day of reckoning''' by GreatBritishTurd
<youtube>4TSPiywiGpM</youtube>
<youtube>4TSPiywiGpM</youtube>


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==Round 2==
==Round 2==
'''T'alvi gets WRITTEN on the day of 02/08/09''' by {{MycroProcessor}}
<youtube>aMDhC9FVvMo</youtube>
<youtube>aMDhC9FVvMo</youtube>
A higher quality version of this round also exists on [http://www.mediafire.com/file/jmmizmmo4di/GBT2.wmv mediafire].
==Round 3==
==Round 3==
'''Goujon Fleeceham gas RAEAAPUEUEUE son durrr yay oven snooklear splosion''' by GreatBritishTurd
<youtube>67lFOODmU70</youtube>
<youtube>67lFOODmU70</youtube>


This round is one of the earliest usages of [[Blender]] in a tennis match. It adds Half Life 2's ending sequence to the source pool.
This round adds Half Life 2's ending sequence to the source pool.
==Round 4==
==Round 4==
'''Proper Noun gets ALL CAPITAL LETTERS PAST PARTICIPLE on the composite mode age''' by {{MycroProcessor}}
<youtube>Q8HOJMGhKJ8</youtube>
<youtube>Q8HOJMGhKJ8</youtube>
==Round 5==
==Round 5==
'''Improper consonant gave NO HAMLET NUMBERS FUTURE ADVERB off your fiberglass depeche era''' by GreatBritishTurd
<youtube>JSoFu80yjiQ</youtube>
<youtube>JSoFu80yjiQ</youtube>


This round was only eight seconds long. "Well, that was short. But still pretty awesome."
==Round 6==
==Round 6==
'''The proper vowels go inside the ARTICLE TO fiberglass TO potentiometer in 7/8 TIME''' by {{MycroProcessor}}
<youtube>uyy_sjitr9A</youtube>
<youtube>uyy_sjitr9A</youtube>
The most famous round of the match, both an incredible visual spectacle and technical achievement (no sources added with 1:20 added to the runtime.)


The [[puzzle pieces]] for this round can be found below:
The [[puzzle pieces]] for this round can be found below:


<youtube>Kpc6YAdbm7s</youtube>
<youtube>Kpc6YAdbm7s</youtube>
=Sources=

Revision as of 18:47, 8 October 2025



GreatBritishTurd vs. MycroProcessor

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"YOOTOOTOOY"
Start Date February 1, 2009
End Date April 26, 2009
Rounds 6
Participants GreatBritishTurd, MycroProcessor

Match Page link

GreatBritishTurd vs. MycroProcessor, also known as ADBLITZKREIG, was a YouTube Poop tennis match that took place between February 1 and April 26, 2009. An intense match both visually and aurally for its time, it was the earliest match to use Blender to generate visuals for one of its rounds, and is additionally well known for the difference between its 8-second long Round 5 and its 1 minute and 27 seconds long round 6. MycroProcessor's reaction to this was the comment: "Well, that was short. But still pretty awesome."[1] which quickly became a copypasta in round 5's comment section and occasionally even seen in later matches with similar time discrepancies between rounds.

The match was acclaimed by contemporary viewers upon the match's conclusion, such as GameBop saying at the time "This has easily got to be the best Tennis match I've ever seen. Absolutely amazing." This was the second to last match played by GreatBritishTurd before a 3-year hiatus from tennis; he would subsequently play one more with Piodx.

Round 6 of this match, "The proper vowels go inside the ARTICLE TO fiberglass TO potentiometer in 7/8 TIME", was later the subject of Mycro's "Puzzle Pieces 5", showing the deconstruction of the video into the individual rendered segments that were used to eventually arrive at the final product. Round 6 was also the subject of a fandub by Nineroe in 2016.

The match was fully compiled onto YouWouldBeWelcome on November 22, 2023.

Full Match

Round 1

Berk gets ADBLITZED on the day of reckoning by GreatBritishTurd

The serve of the match. Sources:

  • The Trap Door
  • Team Fortress 2's "Meet the Engineer"
  • A commercial for YouTube AdBlitz from a very long time ago

Round 2

T'alvi gets WRITTEN on the day of 02/08/09 by MycroProcessor

A higher quality version of this round also exists on mediafire.

Round 3

Goujon Fleeceham gas RAEAAPUEUEUE son durrr yay oven snooklear splosion by GreatBritishTurd

This round adds Half Life 2's ending sequence to the source pool.

Round 4

Proper Noun gets ALL CAPITAL LETTERS PAST PARTICIPLE on the composite mode age by MycroProcessor

Round 5

Improper consonant gave NO HAMLET NUMBERS FUTURE ADVERB off your fiberglass depeche era by GreatBritishTurd

Round 6

The proper vowels go inside the ARTICLE TO fiberglass TO potentiometer in 7/8 TIME by MycroProcessor

The puzzle pieces for this round can be found below:

Sources