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GreatBritishTurd vs. saba0th

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GreatBritishTurd vs. saba0th
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"Don't worry, everything is fine! In fact, everything is perfect."
Start Date October 25, 2008
End Date ~November 5, 2008
Rounds 6
Participants GreatBritishTurd, saba0th
Match Page link

GreatBritishTurd vs. saba0th is a YouTube Poop/Video tennis match that took place from October 25 to approximately November 5, 2008. The match was one of three games that used the same serve by GreatBritishTurd, "Video Coč̣ƙtail for one?" (2008), which was also used for games with AjaxCubed and vvaluigi. The rules of each match were simple: "Vanilla 6, one week per round, go cuckoo-crazy!" [1] It was part of the first body of matches ever started from a multiserve, which included GreatBritishTurd's simultaneous matches with vvaluigi and AjaxCubed. Source used include the outtakes for Orson Welles' Paul Masson Wine commercial, the German dub of the intro for Link: The Faces of Evil(CD-i, 1993), Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith(2005), the Street Fighter animated series, Hotel Mario(CD-i, 1994), the 2007 Volvic commercials, and YouTuber PocketsUke playing Europe's "The Final Countdown"(1986) on combined kazoo and ukelele(a "kazookeylele"). A very fast paced, loud, and abrasive match in accordance with the "extreme" video-making style of saba0th, the match's final rotation is uniquely rendered completely in black and white.

It was the 13th match played by GreatBritishTurd [2] and approximately the third completed match by saba0th. [3]GreatBritishTurd's serve was taken down and subsequently reuploaded to TennisFacksJr in October 2025, with his Round 3 and 5 continuing to survive in their original uploads. saba0th's matches were poorly archived and this remains one of his few fully archived games; his rounds were considered lost due to the closure of his channel before being restored by VidTens443 in 2019; mafar_ has also mentioned this as an early favorite and was part of the initial archival effort. The match was first compiled into a single video on the YouWouldBeWelcome account in May 2025.

Full Match

Round 1

"Video Coč̣ƙtail for one?" by GreatBritishTurd

Round 2

"vid odeo tailcock" by saba0th

Round 3

"covid taodeo ilck" by GreatBritishTurd

Round 4

"toad lick video" by saba0th

Round 5

"road kick rodeo" by GreatBritishTurd

Round 6

"red dick potato" by saba0th


Sources

  1. https://archive.yellowtealpurple.net/youchew/forum/19-tennis-completed/31149-greatbritishturd-vs-saba0th/1.html#post-943298
  2. https://web.archive.org/web/20180919075350/http://youchew.net/forum/index.php?/topic/30906-poop-tennis-roster-thread/&page=2
  3. No roster exists for saba0th, as few reuploads exist of content this is entirely based on what is present in YouChew page archives. The two known games before this one are with TheNeopreneJunebug and Bya.