This article is about a notable Tennis Match.
This match was played during the following years: 2008

This match has an archive page on YellowTealPurple. It can be found here.

GreatBritishTurd vs. saba0th is a YouTube Poop/Video tennis match that took place from October 25 to approximately November 5, 2008. The match was one of three games that used the same serve by GreatBritishTurd, "Video Coč̣ƙtail for one?" (2008), which was also used for games with AjaxCubed and vvaluigi. The rules of each match were simple: "Vanilla 6, one week per round, go cuckoo-crazy!" ^[1]

The match is very abrasive and violent in nature, playing very much into saba0th's typical style. Round 2 has a moment much of its time where after many "overused" sources (such as many CD-I games being used one after another), King Harkinian is sentence mixed to say "ENOUGH AIDS" before continuing on. The third round scarily has "covid" in its title; while SARS-CoV-1 had existed at the time of the match's creation, the word "COVID" (which is usually associated with SARS-CoV-2) was not regularly used until the outbreak in 2020. The match ends completely in black and white, with the final rotation containing no color.

The primary source of the serve were the infamous outtakes for Orson Welles' Paul Masson Wine commercial. Other added sources include the German dub of the intro for Link: The Faces of Evil (CD-i, 1993), the ending of Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith (2005) ("NOOOOOOOO!"), the Street Fighter animated series (1995) (specifically, the M. Bison "YES! YES!" meme), Hotel Mario (1994), the 2007 Volvic commercials, and YouTuber PocketsUke playing Europe's "The Final Countdown" (1986) on combined kazoo and ukelele (a "kazookeylele") to close out the match.

It was the 13th match played by GreatBritishTurd ^[2] and approximately the third completed match by saba0th. ^[3] saba0th's matches were poorly archived and this remains one of his few fully archived games. The match was only half-complete for a long time after the closure of saba0th's channel. In the summer of 2019, saba0th's rounds resurfaced after being recovered by retrogenerics, of which this match was a favorite of his. mafar_ has also mentioned this as an early favorite and was part of the initial archival effort. While the match was archived and compiled to YouWouldBeWelcome in May 2025, GreatBritishTurd's serve would be taken down shortly after. The match was finally deemed complete when the serve was reuploaded to TennisFacksJr in October of 2025.

Full Match

GreatBritishTurd vs. saba0th
	Standard
	; "Don't worry, everything is fine! In fact, everything is perfect."
Start Date	October 25, 2008
End Date	~November 5, 2008
Rounds	6
Participants	GreatBritishTurd, saba0th
Match Page	link