ApolloBoy vs. SeductiveBaz

ApolloBoy vs. SeductiveBaz
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"HEY GUYS, IM H-(explosively loud noise)"
Start Date	November 29th, 2007
End Date	May 3rd, 2008 (official) August 6th, 2011 (unofficial)
Rounds	29 + 1
Participants	ApolloBoy, SeductiveBaz, 50percentgrey
Match Page	(to be added)

ApolloBoy vs. SeductiveBaz was a Youtube Poop tennis match that took place between November 29, 2007 and May 3, 2008. The longest 1v1 tennis match ever played in its initial era and the first Endurance Tennis match, ApolloBoy and SeductiveBaz managed to play all the way to 29 rounds, with 50percentgrey - a major fan of the match - contributing an unofficial Round 30 on August 6, 2011. This would be a record not broken until TheChutley and vvaluigi surpassed this in The 100 Round Tennis on December 9, 2008. Of the immense tour de force of sources added include Star Trek: The Next Generation(Season 6 Episode 10 - "Chain of Command, Part I"(1992), Season 6 Episode 11 - "Chain of Command, Part II"(1992), Season 7 Episode 18 - "Eye of the Beholder"(1994), Season 4 Episode 16, "Galaxy's Child"(1991), Season 3 Episode 23 - "Sarek"(1990), Season 5 Episode 12 - "Violations"(1992), Season 1 Episode 12 - "The Big Goodbye"(1987), Season 3 Episode 18 - "Allegiance"(1990), Season 4 Episode 17 - "Night Terrors"(1991), Season 2 Episode 6 - "The Schizoid Man"(1989), Season 4 Episode 3 - "Brothers"(1990) and Season 3 Episode 14 - "A Matter of Perspective(1990)), The Adventures of Sonic The Hedgehog, The O'Reilly Factor, Blacula(1972), Scream Blacula Scream(1973), a 1990's Right Guard commercial featuring Hulk Hogan, The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy, a Telecom*USA commercial featuring Hulk Hogan and ALF, Hotel Mario(CD-i, 1994), the commercial for Hulk Hogan's Ultimate Grill, an image of the "fruit/Nazi Tails" avatar of MrDrunkenFox, The Miracle Maker(1999), Aladdin(1992), videos by ConservativeVoiceUSA, Batman(1989), Vic Reeves Big Night Out, The Shining(1980), the music video for "Sussudio"(1985) by Phil Collins, Mission Hill, Two Stupid Dogs, Dexter's Laboratory, footage of James Brown performing live in the 1970s, Batman: The Animated Series, Cow and Chicken, Hulk Hogan and "Macho Man" Randy Savage's 1989 appearance on The Brother Love Show, Pulp Fiction(1994), a 1987 Piper's Pit segment featuring Hulk Hogan, Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon(CD-i, 1993), Animal Soccer World(PS2, 1998/2005), The Critic, the onscreen formation of "The Mega Powers" alliance of Hulk Hogan and "Macho Man" Randy Savage in 1987, the famous 1978 Orson Welles commercial for Paul Masson Wine, the music video for "Dancing Queen"(1976) by ABBA, a commercial for Cadbury's Pint Size, a 1997 commercial for Crash Bandicoot: Cortex Strikes Back(PS1, 1997), a 1988 interview with Hulk Hogan following his WWF title loss to Andre The Giant, a 1980s commercial for the pre-Snickers candy bar Marathon, a 1980s Coca-Cola commercial, The Thin Blue Line, Lasagna Cat, Blackadder II, the music video for "Tryouts For The Human Race"(1979) by Sparks, Pumpkinhead(1988), footage of Bono, the music video for "Dirty Creature"(1982) by Split Enz, The Maxx animated series, the music video for "Cuba Libre"(1986) by Modern Rocketry, Wow! A Talking Fish(1983), a video called "Bono: Action For Africa", music from Strategic Defense Interactive(Sega Arcade, 1987), Space Ghost Coast To Coast(Season 7 Episode 3 - "Knifin' Around"(2001)), the original Space Ghost/Dino Boy in the Lost Valley animated series, the music video for "You Can't Hurry Love"(1982) by Phil Collins, an interview with Phil Collins from the mid-1980s, Bono's 2005 World AIDS Day promo, and the music video for "Easy Lover"(1985) by Phil Collins and Phillip Bailey. The round titles of the match tell a humorous and juvenile story about several different characters, including Captain Jean-Luc Picard, Dr. Robotnik, Bill O'Reilly, Hulk Hogan, Phil Collins, Dexter, Orson Welles, and Space Ghost all engaging in continuous sexual acts with each other, in particular experiencing repeated "Hogasms"; 18 in total. Several previous rounds in the match that are not the immediate previous make recurring appearances throughout the match, especially in the later responses.

In November 2011, 50percentgrey wrote a humorous dissertation the match:

"A key noteworthy feature to recall about this series is it's play on the word "Hogasm". While it was meant as an expression for when Hulk Hogan acts mad and empowered at the last moment from taking too much damage in the ring, resulting in him "winning the match", the word "hogasm" is given a new, awkward definition in an attempt to squeeze a giggle out of viewers (gay and straight alike). It could mean a "man orgy" or a "fake orgy", both of which can be considered infidelic social crimes and make one feel unwilling to admit. But for the sake of the original definition, it's safe to assume that a Hogasm is an orgy only Hulk Hogan is capable of.

Unfortunately, aside from the obvious unblanced volume of the audio and seizure inducing visual effects, what makes this series less enjoyable is AppolloBoy's attempt to make political commentary something to laugh about (via pasting and sentence-mixing), in contrast to SeductiveBaz's oblivious jocking of the videos themselves. Baz reveals his foundamental understanding of Youtube Poop Tennis in this series, in which sentences or words are kept more minimal, down to the point of looping a single syllable or an action that implies pulvic thrusts. It may not make sense to most people, but if one were to look at the videos with a post-modern understanding of male homosexuality, he'll find fridge brillance.

In conclusion, this YTP tennis match is one that will confound, as well as tantilize the post-modern minds of those living in the high-speed internet age, straight and gay alike. You don't have to be a follower of Bill O'Reilly to enjoy this, either."

SeductiveBaz deleted his YouTube account at the end of 2019, but was fully archived ahead of time by Nineroe, allowing his rounds to survive and be uploaded by dani_phantump to the archive account "SeductiveBaz MEMORIAL" in November 2024. ApolloBoy's rounds continue to survive as of February 2026. The match was listed among the "Top 5 Good Tennis games to learn from" in RabbitSnore's early tennis document The Recreational Guide to [YTP] Tennis, and was the only match in the original document to carry over to dani_phantump's revised version in 2025 due to it staying fully intact. The match was first compiled into a single video by valkiriforce, another fan of the match, on his alt account "valkiriforcemkii" in June 2024.