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BMATF vs. Markie

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BMATF vs. Markie

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Start Date August 19, 2007
End Date September 3, 2007
Rounds 5
Participants BMATF, Markie

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BMATF vs. Markie is a YTP/video tennis match played from August 19 to September 3, 2007, and the second ever tennis match ever played. Originally with a swapped serve order, Markie's classes prevented them from completing a serve in time leading to BMATF to create one instead roughly a day after the game was announced.[1] Rules for tennis as a whole were still very rough, with a somewhat differing ruleset from Conradslater vs. Misselaineous10 presented:

  • ROUNDS - 6
  • 24 hour deadline. BE SHARP
  • 3 POOPS EACH
  • 5 clip addition per round
  • keep it under 3 minutes
  • win conditions not set[2]

Similar to conradslater vs. Miss10, "win conditions" were omitted but still left as a potential condition. BMATF mentions they feel like they'll lose anyway, which Markie responds "There is no winner", a precursor to the "No one Wins at Tennis, Ever!" rule adopted as time went on.[3]

Added sources include Zelda: Wand of Gamalon (CD-i, 1993), Link: The Faces of Evil (CD-i, 1993), the 2007 Volvic commercials, a Fox 11 report on hacker group Anonymous ("Hackers on STEROIDS"), the Happy Tree Friends TV Show (2007), The Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog (1993), Lucky Star (2007), Super Mario World TV Series (1991), and Metalocalypse (2006).

This was the first match for both players. While the match only went five rounds, it is still considered complete; this was part of a wave of designated completions to various ancient matches made before the standard six rounds in modern play were established. The "full" match was compiled to YouWouldBeWelcome in September 2025.

The Full Match

Round 1

"you can't say no" by BMATF

Round 2

(title missing) by Markie

Round 3

"You can't take this, lizard lips." by BMATF

Round 4

(title missing) by Markie

Round 5

"You can't stop stuttering." by BMATF

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