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This article is about a notable Tennis Match.
This match was played during the following years: 2008

This match has an archive page on YellowTealPurple. It can be found here.

GreatBritishTurd vs. saba0th is a YouTube Poop/Video tennis match that took place from October 25 to approximately November 5, 2008. The match was one of three games that used the same serve by GreatBritishTurd, "Video Coč̣ƙtail for one?" (2008), which was also used for games with AjaxCubed and vvaluigi. The rules of each match were simple: "Vanilla 6, one week per round, go cuckoo-crazy!" ^[1] It was part of the first body of matches ever started from a multiserve, which included GreatBritishTurd's simultaneous matches with vvaluigi and AjaxCubed. Source used include the outtakes for Orson Welles' Paul Masson Wine commercial, the German dub of the intro for Link: The Faces of Evil(CD-i, 1993), Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith(2005), the Street Fighter animated series, Hotel Mario(CD-i, 1994), the 2007 Volvic commercials, and YouTuber PocketsUke playing Europe's "The Final Countdown"(1986) on combined kazoo and ukelele(a "kazookeylele"). A very fast paced, loud, and abrasive match in accordance with the "extreme" video-making style of saba0th, the match's final rotation is uniquely rendered completely in black and white.

It was the 13th match played by GreatBritishTurd ^[2] and approximately the third completed match by saba0th. ^[3]GreatBritishTurd's serve was taken down and subsequently reuploaded to TennisFacksJr in October 2025, with his Round 3 and 5 continuing to survive in their original uploads. saba0th's matches were poorly archived and this remains one of his few fully archived games; his rounds were considered lost due to the closure of his channel before being restored by VidTens443 in 2019; mafar_ has also mentioned this as an early favorite and was part of the initial archival effort. The match was first compiled into a single video on the YouWouldBeWelcome account in May 2025.

Full Match

GreatBritishTurd vs. saba0th
	Standard
	; "Don't worry, everything is fine! In fact, everything is perfect."
Start Date	October 25, 2008
End Date	~November 5, 2008
Rounds	6
Participants	GreatBritishTurd, saba0th
Match Page	link

Round 1

"Video Coč̣ƙtail for one?" by GreatBritishTurd

Round 2

"vid odeo tailcock" by saba0th

Round 3

"covid taodeo ilck" by GreatBritishTurd

Round 4

"toad lick video" by saba0th

Round 5

"road kick rodeo" by GreatBritishTurd

Round 6

"red dick potato" by saba0th

Sources

↑ https://archive.yellowtealpurple.net/youchew/forum/19-tennis-completed/31149-greatbritishturd-vs-saba0th/1.html#post-943298
↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20180919075350/http://youchew.net/forum/index.php?/topic/30906-poop-tennis-roster-thread/&page=2
↑ No roster exists for saba0th, as few reuploads exist of content this is entirely based on what is present in YouChew page archives. The two known games before this one are with TheNeopreneJunebug and Bya.

[1] ttps://archive.yellowtealpurple.net/youchew/forum/19-tennis-completed/31149-greatbritishturd-vs-saba0th/1.html#post-943298

[2] ttps://web.archive.org/web/20180919075350/http://youchew.net/forum/index.php?/topic/30906-poop-tennis-roster-thread/&page=2

[3] No roster exists for saba0th, as few reuploads exist of content this is entirely based on what is present in YouChew page archives. The two known games before this one are with TheNeopreneJunebug and Bya.

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-'''GreatBritishTurd vs. saba0th''' is a YouTube Poop/Video [[YTP Tennis|tennis match]] that took place from October 25 to approximately November 5, 2008. The match was one of three games that used the same serve by GreatBritishTurd, "Video Coč̣ƙtail for one?" (2008), which was also used for games with AjaxCubed and vvaluigi. The rules of each match were simple: "Vanilla 6, one week per round, go cuckoo-crazy!" <ref>https://archive.yellowtealpurple.net/youchew/forum/19-tennis-completed/31149-greatbritishturd-vs-saba0th/1.html#post-943298</ref>
+'''GreatBritishTurd vs. saba0th''' is a YouTube Poop/Video [[YTP Tennis|tennis match]] that took place from October 25 to approximately November 5, 2008. The match was one of three games that used the same serve by GreatBritishTurd, "Video Coč̣ƙtail for one?" (2008), which was also used for games with AjaxCubed and vvaluigi. The rules of each match were simple: "Vanilla 6, one week per round, go cuckoo-crazy!" <ref>https://archive.yellowtealpurple.net/youchew/forum/19-tennis-completed/31149-greatbritishturd-vs-saba0th/1.html#post-943298</ref> It was part of the first body of matches ever started from a [[Tennis_Terminology|multiserve]], which included GreatBritishTurd's simultaneous matches with vvaluigi and AjaxCubed. Source used include the outtakes for Orson Welles' Paul Masson Wine commercial, the German dub of the intro for ''Link: The Faces of Evil''(CD-i, 1993), ''Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith''(2005), the ''Street Fighter'' animated series, ''Hotel Mario(CD-i, 1994)'', the 2007 ''Volvic'' commercials, and YouTuber [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAg5KjnAhuU  PocketsUke] playing Europe's "The Final Countdown"(1986) on combined kazoo and ukelele(a "kazookeylele"). A very fast paced, loud, and abrasive match in accordance with the "extreme" video-making style of saba0th, the match's final rotation is uniquely rendered completely in black and white.
-The match is very fast paced, loud and abrasive in nature, playing very much into saba0th's typical style. Round 2 has a moment much of its time where after many "overused" sources (such as many CD-I games being used one after another), King Harkinian is [[Sentence Mixing|sentence mixed]] to say "ENOUGH [[AIDS]]" before continuing on. The third round scarily has "covid" in its title; while SARS-CoV-1 had existed at the time of the match's creation, the word "COVID" (which is usually associated with SARS-CoV-2) was not regularly used until the outbreak in 2020. The match ends completely in black and white, with the final rotation containing no color.
+It was the 13th match played by GreatBritishTurd <ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20180919075350/http://youchew.net/forum/index.php?/topic/30906-poop-tennis-roster-thread/&page=2</ref> and approximately the third completed match by saba0th. <ref>No roster exists for saba0th, as few reuploads exist of content this is entirely based on what is present in YouChew page archives. The two known games before this one are with TheNeopreneJunebug and Bya.</ref>GreatBritishTurd's serve was taken down and subsequently reuploaded to TennisFacksJr in October 2025, with his Round 3 and 5 continuing to survive in their original uploads. saba0th's matches were poorly archived and this remains one of his few fully archived games; his rounds were considered lost due to the closure of his channel before being restored by {{VidTens443}} in 2019; {{mafar}} has also mentioned this as an early favorite and was part of the initial archival effort. The match was first compiled into a single video on the [[YouWouldBeWelcome]] account in May 2025.
-The primary source of the serve were the infamous outtakes for Orson Welles' Paul Masson Wine commercial. Other added sources include the German dub of the intro for ''Link: The Faces of Evil'' (CD-i, 1993), the ending of ''Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith'' (2005) ("NOOOOOOOO!"), the ''Street Fighter'' animated series (1995) (specifically, the M. Bison "YES! YES!" meme), ''Hotel Mario (CD-i, 1994)'', the 2007 ''Volvic'' commercials, and YouTuber [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAg5KjnAhuU  PocketsUke] playing Europe's "The Final Countdown" (1986) on combined kazoo and ukelele (a "kazookeylele") to close out the match.
-It was the 13th match played by GreatBritishTurd <ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20180919075350/http://youchew.net/forum/index.php?/topic/30906-poop-tennis-roster-thread/&page=2</ref> and approximately the third completed match by saba0th. <ref>No roster exists for saba0th, as few reuploads exist of content this is entirely based on what is present in YouChew page archives. The two known games before this one are with TheNeopreneJunebug and Bya.</ref> saba0th's matches were poorly archived and this remains one of his few fully archived  games. The match was only half-complete for a long time after the closure of saba0th's channel. In the summer of 2019, saba0th's rounds resurfaced after being recovered by {{VidTens443}}. {{mafar}} has also mentioned this as an early favorite and was part of the initial archival effort. While the match was archived and compiled to {{YouWouldBeWelcome}} in May 2025, GreatBritishTurd's serve would be taken down shortly after. The match was finally deemed complete when the serve was reuploaded to TennisFacksJr in October of 2025.
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