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[[OLDSACKS vs. VastareMetal]] is a [[YouTube Poop Tennis]] match played between March 1, 2012 and June 18, 2014. It predominantly revolves around the educational children's show ''[[Sid The Science Kid]]'', as well as the "Witch Doctor" song from ''Alvin and the Chipmunks''. Other sources include {{OLDSACKS}}' original short ''Fun Times With Rodrick'', ''Team Fortress 2'', the ''Ben Drowned'' creepypasta, ''The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim'', the YouTuber "Jettan" (citation needed), and the ''Tourettes Guy''.

The match has a very [[YTP]]-oriented editing style, full of sentence mixing and chaotic humor. Similar to other matches of this style, it focuses on linear edits that focus more on adding onto existing sequences rather than building on top of them. Each round also has its own intro that slowly builds off the previous one, often in the form of various screens (or similar) displaying the intro from the previous round. The match is also known for its many [[YTPMV]]s by both players (both original and covers of existing songs); most prominently for one of "Kids" by ''MGMT'' in Round 6.

With every round gaining a reach in the range of tens of thousands of views, this match was notable as being an entry point into tennis for a lot of subsequent prominent players, and is as such considered a quality match amongst them. It is a particular favorite of [[tennis staff]] {{nm41}} and {{mrdoognoog}}, the latter of which this being their introduction to tennis.

= Full Match =
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== Round 1 ==
'''[YTP tennis]: VastareMetal the ugly little man''' by {{OLDSACKS}}

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== Round 2 ==
'''[YTP tennis] OLDSACKS the homosexual phallic manhood''' by VastareMetal

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== Round 3 ==
'''[YTP tennis round 3]: Old Vastare the ugly little homosexual phallic manhood''' by {{OLDSACKS}}

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== Round 4 ==
'''[YTP tennis] Metal Sacks the ugly little homosexual phallic dick''' by VastareMetal

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== Round 5 ==
'''[YTP tennis Round 5] Metal SååS''' by {{OLDSACKS}}

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This round was reuploaded.
== Round 6 ==
'''[YTP Tennis Round 6] Metal BÅÅÅB''' by VastareMetal

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The final "official" round of the match, however unofficial rounds exist past this point.

== Derivative Matches ==
Largely due to its popularity, {{OLDSACKS}} vs. VastareMetal has spawned many unofficial extensions by various players.

=== The Never Ending Tennis ===
This is an [[Endurance Tennis|"endless"]] continuation of the match that was forked off of the last round of the original. It was played between Gawain Hale Films and Nunof Yerbizness. After that revival went dormant, it was picked up again, this time being played between CoolGuy2004 and AskedMammal25. After a while, they started letting more contributors make rounds for the match. It currently sits at around 177 rounds.

=== {{nm41}} vs. coolumakeit ===
Only the serve for this match was made due to coolumakeit's retirement.

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=== Mystery Games ===
Due to the above match's failure, {{nm41}} decided to give the aforementioned serve to two lucky participants: Morshe and CRJ1. This later evolved into the [[Mystery Games]] series of matches, which are very similar in style to the [[List of Tennis Tournaments#Tennis Mini-Competitions|tennis minicompetitions]].